Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.
On the women he has been linked to: Sometimes it's Britney Spears and sometimes it's Carrie Fisher. I can't tell if I've got a Lolita complex or an Oedipus complex.
On contract clauses: 'There's all this language where you can't jump out of a plane or ride motorcycles. You have to go home and just sit there.
I'm always described as 'cocksure' or 'with a swagger,' and that bears no resemblance to who I feel like inside. I feel plagued by insecurity.
On the day he had colonic irrigation: 'I feel I lost my virginity that day in so many ways.
My mother is the smartest woman I know. Her best advice was 'To thine own self be true'. She thought Polonius was much maligned.
I like that best as I am so hairy [on the joys of sugaring hair removal]
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