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What did Christina Aguilera's right leg said to her left leg?
Q. What did Christina Aguilera's right leg said to her left leg?
A1. Nothing, they never met.
A2. Between the two of us we could make alot of money.
Why does Christina Aguilera always turn her head when she hears the word whore?
Q. Why does Christina Aguilera always turn her head when she hears the word whore?
A. She thinks someone is adressing her.
Why did all the gynecologists kill each other?
Q. Why did all the gynecologists kill each other?
A. They were fighting over who has to go near Christina Aguilera's smelly Kootchie.
What does Christina Aguilera use postage stamps for?
Q. What does Christina Aguilera use postage stamps for?
A. Her Brah.
How do you know if Christina Aguilera has been in your refrigerator?
Q. How do you know if Christina Aguilera has been in your refrigerator?
A. By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
What do Christina Aguilera and a screendoor have incommon?
Q. What do Christina Aguilera and a screendoor have incommon?
A. The more you bang them the looser they get.
What do Christina Aguilera and railroad tracks have incommon?
Q. What do Christina Aguilera and railroad tracks have incommon?
A. They've been laid all across the country.
What do Christina Aguilera and a computer have incommon?
Q. What do Christina Aguilera and a computer have incommon?
A. Both tend do go down on you often.
How is Christina Aguilera like a doornob?
Q. How is Christina Aguilera like a doornob?
A. Everyone gets a turn.
How is Christina Aguilera like a bicycle?
Q. How is Christina Aguilera like a bicycle?
A. Everyone has ridden her.
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