Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes.
Guys usually know immediately that I'm high-maintenance.
I love a man who can wear my underwear.
I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead...
I'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising.
It wouldn't be bad to look like a cross between Rita Hayworth and Elizabeth Taylor.
No one's ever happy with their position in Hollywood. You hear that from people you'd never dream would complain.
They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!
This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.
When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'
Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.
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