It's the little things that count when you're a daddy. Like taking your little girl for ice cream. First, you have to teach her about the concept of gravity. I can't tell you how many ice creams I've had to pick up off the floor, rinse off, and stick back on my kid's cone. Now that may sound strange, but have you bought ice cream lately? Good gosh, it's up to seventy-five cents a scoop. A scoop! What's in it, gold?
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Don't worry about senility - when it hits you, you won't know it.
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come home.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
My mother and father ate oink. And they loved oink grease. Lard is what they ate. And they soaked up grease with a biscuit. And they loved butter too. And they sopped up and drank and ate grease. Sausage. Bacon. Ham. They loved it. Fatback. Salt pork. Oink. And I was born with lard all on my head, in the cracks of my arms and the back of my leg. So now my cholesterol is 741. So what? It doesn't bother me that it's 741. You eat what I eat, it's supposed to be. Every once in awhile my left arm will go numb. Okay. But if you shake it, it'll go away.
Because of my father, I thought my name was Jesus Christ. My brother Russell thought that his name was Damn It.
Kids will spend $500 on sneakers, but won't spend $200 on 'Hooked-on-Phonics'.
Do you see in that yard any drug dealers? Do you see any teenage pregnant girls? Take a look at them, and put the future on them. Without love, education and care, they begin to look like the statistics. ... You cannot tell me it's impossible to put your children in first place and raise your child strong.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
He was my hero. - about his murdered son, Ennis.
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