There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.
Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
I don't care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter.
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