Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone.
Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.
I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.
I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.
Who cares what you are just enjoy it!
Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky and ruthless women waiting to get on.
Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.
A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth.
The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what happened with Nixon... no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.
Yes ladies. I am a lesbian.
Samantha: All married couples stop having sex eventually.
Miranda: That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people.
Samantha: That's how I know!
Charlotte: Oh my god! Vagina weights!
Samantha: Honey, my vagina waits for no man.
Carrie: I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda: You haven't met 'The Rabbit.'
Samantha: Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'
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