Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least Iīd have an excuse.
I often try to reassure myself by saying, "Well, at least it canīt get any worse." But the truth is, it always can. And thatīs what really terrifies me.
Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"
They say a dog is a manīs best friend. Thatīs if youīre lucky enough to get one of those "friendly" dogs.
Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.
When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.
Iīm starting to think that Iīm the butt of a joke the whole world is in on.
Hey baby, do you like fine cooking? Cause you know what? I got Swanson's Dinner in the freezer with your name on it.
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.
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