I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn't realize it has everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap.
Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there. - about work
I would never speak to him again after what he did to me. After all the stuff he said about me on Howard Stern? That guy is a joke. - on her sex tape co-star Rick Salomon
I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.
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