Michael Jackson say to the Priest
What did Michael Jackson say to the Priest? Back off I saw him first
Mother of the Year
What are the chances of Madonna being named "Mother of the Year?" About the same as Michael Jackson becoming a Big Brother.
He was a star
What was Michael Jackson before he was a star?
A fetus.
Entitled "Bad
Why is Michael Jackson's new album entitled "Bad?"
Because he couldn't spell "Pathetic."
Michael Jackson and Lisa-Marie
Why are Michael Jackson and Lisa-Marie are splitting up?
Michael misunderstood when they discussed having children.
Marie & Michael
Could you imagine the problems, if they had. Marie is an agnostic. Michael Jackson is a Jehovah's Witness. Their kids would have been going around knocking on doors for no reason whatsoever.
Multi-million yacht off the Keys
Michael Jackson was on his multi-million yacht off the Keys. It went down. The Coastguard went looking, the Marines went looking, in the end it was ok though, they found him bobbing up and down on a buoy.
Michael Jackson's baby
Rumour has it that Michael Jackson's baby was conceived through artificial inseminination. Pee Wee Herman was best man at the wedding. Coincidence? I think not.
Michael Jackson had a baby boy
Did you hear that Michael Jackson had a baby boy last week?
Yup, its true...and the week before that he had a 12 year old boy.
MJ's child
What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?
Figuring out which parent is his mother.
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