President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
I wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
In Hollywood, Oscar is king.
There is no off position on the genius switch.
You know, they don't give these shows to chimps!
Show me Squid!
We can all sleep easy at night knowing that somewhere at any given time, the Foo Fighters are out there fighting Foo.
Each and every Thursday night, we like to go out in the audience of the Ed Sullivan Theater to play America's Fastest Growing Quiz Sensation, Know Your Current Events.
If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover.
I'm a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been.
I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!
The weather so cold in New York right now. And when I walked through Central Park this morning, I saw a squirrel warming up his nuts!
There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth, who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.
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