I'm a nut, but not just a nut.
If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say 'Did you just see what I saw?!'....you'll find that no one wants to talk to you.
The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You've got to give them a year and a half, two years. They are getting so much smoke blown, and their whole world gets so turned upside down, their responses become distorted. I give everybody a year or two to pull it together because, when it first happens, I know how it is.
There aren't many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that's a 24 hour job right there.
I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
There's definitely a lot of trash that comes with the prize of being famous. It's a nice gift, but there's a lot of wrapping and paper and junk to cut through. Back then, when a movie came out and people saw you on the street, their reaction was so supercharged that it was scary. It would frighten other people. It used to really rattle me. I mean, everybody would love to have their clothes torn off by a mob of girls, but being screamed at is different.
This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat. "Groundhog Day" (1993)
Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you keep open a line for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both! I'm a celebrity in an emergency. "Groundhog Day" (1993)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. "What About Bob" (1991)
There are 2 types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't. "What About Bob" (1991)
The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation.
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