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Celebrity Virus Attacks!
Sharon Stone virus: Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.
Tim Allen virus: Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.
HBO virus: Runs the same programs over and over, week after week after week.
Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
NFL Blackout virus: Will only let you run progams on a remote terminal that's more than 75 miles away.
Linda Tripp virus: Makes copies of your personal files, and forwards them to the authorities.
Bill Clinton virus: Won't let you query the system for information.
Rush Limbaugh virus: Biases everything to the right.
Ken Starr virus: Expands a focused search of a specific file into a global interregation of every existing file. Creates links between unrelated data. Works extremely slow while searching and compiling results.
George Michael virus: Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup.
Joey Buttafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files.
Jerry Seinfeld virus: Program about nothing that exits when you're really enjoying it.
David Caruso NYPD Blue virus: After running successfully for a while, it exits the program it was in and never works again.
Pee Wee Herman virus: Exposes your confidential files to everyone.
X-files virus: All your Icons start shape shifting.
Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
L.A. restroom wall
What's white and commonly found on a L.A. restroom wall?
George Michael's latest release.
George Michael has fired his manager
I hear that George Michael has fired his manager.
He has decided to handle himself.
Police recently arrested
Police recently arrested former 'Wham' lead singer George Michael on charges of 'performing a lewd act' in a men's washroom. The nature of the said act was not revealed by police other than to say that Michael was alone at the time. Michael was quoted as saying he will not need an attorney and will
take matters into his own hands because the evidence will not stand up in court. I have to wonder now if when George Michael was singing 'I Want Your Sex' the answer was usually 'No' or if he was seranading the hand that was holding the microphone. In related news, George Michael announced his engagement to 'Thing' from the Adams family. Pee Wee Herman is rumoured to be the Best Man.
George Michael's new gig
George Michael bought a dry-cleaners shop, he put a sign out the front
saying "drop your pants and jacket off here"
George Michael and Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson was in a room bumming George Michael. Suddenly Michael Jackson said 'I have to go now, but i'll be back in five minutes, whatever you do don't wank.' At that, Michael left.
Five minutes later Michael returned to find cum all over the ceiling and walls. 'What the hell happened here, I told you not to wank.' But George replied 'I didn't; I farted'
George Michael and wellington boots
What has George Michael and wellington boots got in common? They both get sucked off in bogs!!
Microwave George Michael
What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? A microwave stops when you open the door
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