Madonna's leg
What do Madonna's left leg & right leg have in common?
Nothing. They've never met.
Like a Virgin
Doesn't it seem ironic that Madonna actually sang, "Like a Virgin"?
That's like a vegetarian who scarfs hamburgers...
Country-western song
Did you know that Madonna is coming out with a country-western song?
It's called "Itchy, Twitchy, Twat!"
The stamp
It's just been announced they are putting Madonna on a stamp. The stamp has a very special feature -- after you lick it, it licks you back.
Life's like a night with Madonna
"Momma always said life's like a night with Madonna. You never know what'll end up with."
Madonna's boyfriends
How are Madonna's boyfriends like car tires? They're chosen for their ride, they get rotated on a regular
basis, and she always has a spare.
Video of Madonna
On the NBC special "When Stars Were Kids" a video of Madonna at her first communion was shown. Now, it seems if they really wanted to get ratings they would have shown Madonna's first confession!
Madonna's pregnancy
I like Leno's take on Madonna's pregnancy. When it was pointed out to Jay Leno that Madonna wanted to have a baby because she felt her biological clock was ticking, Leno said "Now there's a clock that
takes a licking and keeps on ticking..."
Madonna said
Madonna said that she didn't care if it is a boy or a girl, just as long as it was bisexual.
Madonna's lover
I hear Madonna's lover has been arrested... and charged with having an offensive person on his weapon!!
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