Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - introducing the best adapted screenplay at the 2003 Oscars
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.
Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well...
I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress.
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