And I always said, if I hadn't been a woman, I'd have been a drag queen.
I've loved some good bald-headed men. I always say, just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you aint a peach.
I just love men. I've never met a man I didn't like.
The higher the hair, the closer to God, as we used to say.
I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids.
I hope people realise that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs.
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.
I modelled my looks on the town tramp.
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out.
I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.
I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else.
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
Leave something good in every day.
My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.
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