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Well thank you very much and no. In fact, I set my alarm for 4 o'clock in the morning to say something sarcastic and then go back to sleep.
I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time.
After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.
Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.
I love the idea of "the one" but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing.
I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.
I was like: I'm going to ask Julia Roberts out but I'm going to be very nervous about it. Then she said yes, I got even more nervous.
I was the coolest guy of the non-cool crowd.
I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.
If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.
The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.
Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it.
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