What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis... and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day.
I'm an utterly average, total geek.
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.
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