Sinatra
Q: What was the most surprising thing about Sinatra´s death?
A: The Mafia had nothing to do with it.
Top Ten Most Ironic Celebrity Deaths
Top Ten Most Ironic Celebrity Deaths :
10) Ellen DeGeneres -- Suffocates in the closet
9) Susan Lucci -- Trips and breaks her neck while running up steps to accept an Emmy
8) Farah Fawcett -- Struck by a random thought
7) Frank Sinatra -- Killed by Stranglers in the Night
6) RuPaul -- Prostate cancer
5) O.J. Simpson -- Murdered by the "real killer" in an apparent suicide
4) Madonna -- Exposure
3) Unabomber -- Mail bomb returned due to "insufficient postage"
2) Al Gore -- Dutch Elm Disease
and the *Predicted* NUMBER ONE MOST IRONIC CELEBRITY DEATH IS:
1) Bill Gates -- Falls out of a Window
Frank not dead...
It turns out that Frank Sinatra didn't really die...
He's just a little stiff from an overdose of Viagra.
Frank Sinatra died like this
How did Frank Sinatra die?
Stranglers in the night!
Frank Sinatra saved my life
One of the touching personal accounts sent in to us... Frank Sinatra saved my life once...
Four guys were beating me up in an alley, and then frank said, "That's enough."
Frank Sinatra's wake
They're going to hold the wake at Burger King...
So they can 'have it their way'
Frank's condition hasn't improved
According to a statement released by his family, Frank Sinatra's condition hasn't improved...
He is still dead.
Punish the kids
How did Frank Sinatra punish his kids?
No ice in their drinks.
Sinatra in perfect health
Sinatra family members insist that, despite his death, Frank is in perfect health.
Sinatra to be cremated
It was announced today that Frank Sinatra is to be cremated.
From now on he will be known as "The Charred Man Of The Board."
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