Kissing Dwight was like eating a dirt sandwich.
I like to drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on the phone?
If you act like you know what you're doing, you can do anything you want-except neurosurgery.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
It's my experience that you really can't lose when you try the truth.
Ava Gardner was the most beautiful woman in the world, and it's wonderful that she didn't cut up her face. She addressed aging by picking up her chin and receiving the light in a better way. And she looked like a woman. She never tried to look like a girl.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
An unknown address, friends they knew before they were famous, and people who love them enough to tell them they're full of shit.
I've had the same breasts for my entire adult life.
It's traumatizing for me to come to Washington during a Republican administration because I don't have any Republican clothes.
I believe that if you truly, truly love your children, you need to supply condoms in a place in your home, at a quantity that makes it a non-judgmental situation for them to have them... If they want to make water balloons out of them, great. If they want to carry them so they feel tough, great. If they want to give them to their friends, even better.
My personal style and public style are very different. When I go out, I play dress up.
People don't change their behavior unless it makes a difference for them to do so.
We Barbie dolls are not supposed to behave the way I do.
I thought when I... made my first big mistakes in public that that was really going to be the end of me. My parents cried. My friends were desperate.
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