Top 10 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Britney Spears Concert
10. Say Christina Aguilera can whup her ass any day
9. Lay her for free (Sorry, that's something that'll automatically get you IN to a Britney Spears concert)
8. Try to pass yourself off as the opening act
7. Make fun of Justin Timberlake
6. Give her a wedgie
5. Pass around pictures of her when she was in the Mickey Mouse Club
4. Have legitimate proof that she got breast implants
3. Bust her lip-synching
2. Point out that her initials are BS
1. Wait a minute...why the hell would anyone want to go to a Britney Spears concert in the first place?
Top thirty signs to bring to an Nsync concert
1. Is this the NKOTB reunion concert?
2. Does anyone know what state Lance is from?
3. Joey's Hoe #56
4. All the fellas in the house, lemme hear ya say Boom Shaka Laka Boom!
5. This Song Sucks! (and hold it up at the beginning of every song, or even better, hold it up when they're talking)
6. This girl has B.O. (with an arrow pointing to the person next to you)
7. I hate baby blue!
8. I actually like Joey actually
9. I'll Lay Down Beside You AJ!
10. Steve Fatone is HOT! (just a quick way to get yourself on the big screen)
11. What up, J-Dawg? Just wanted to make you feel welcome, yo.
12. Justin & Britney 4-Ever
13. Why don't you guys ever sing "The Hardest Thing?"
14. Hey JC! Where's Bobbi?
15. I made this poster just in case you guys forgot what you looked like (and tape a bunch of teeny posters on it)
16. Scream louder for Chris! Hearing loss comes w/old age!
17. This one's a little hard to explain... at the top, write Justin's To-DoList. Underneath that, write Opening Acts and cross it out. Then write, Britney with a check next to her name, then Tatyana with a check next to hers and then whatever girl is opening at this particular concert, leave the box unchecked.
18. JC's got it goin on FUNKY STYLE!
19. Who's this Lance guy everyone's talking about?
20. JC, will you conduct my school's band?
21. JC, Justin, and Chris all have girlfriends!
22. Britney Spears is my idol!
23. God Musta Spent a Little More Time on ME.
24. Hey! I'm legal!
25. Look at me, I'm not wearing baby blue!
26. JC is a totally narly dude! (Think JC's Character 'Wipeout' on "Emerald Cove" *MMC*)
27. Justin, I'll be your Apple Jacks and you can eat me all day long!
28. Why don't you ever return my phone calls? I want my child support!
29. What possessed you guys to ever write Giddy Up?
30. Dreds & a goatee! Gee Chris, that's CRAZY!
Justin & Britany: The Real Reason They Broke Up
Britany was lying on her death bed and Justin kneeled beside her. She lifted her head to tell him something, " Justin, I-" but Justin only interrupted her saying, " Shh... you need your rest." Wanting to say what was on her mind before she died, she blurted out " Justin, while we were going together, I was cheating on you with 5 other guys." Justin just smiled slightly and whispered, " I know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"
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