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John Wayne Gacy and Rock Hudson
What do John Wayne Gacy and Rock Hudson have in common?
Both died from lethal injection.

Hollywood honors John Wayne
A show business museum in Hollywood is presenting an exhibit on the career of the late and great actor John Wayne. One of the featured items is a pair of brownish colored gravestones bearing his name, date of birth, and the titles of his most memorable movies. The museum has decided to call the exhibit, ... 'The Amber Graves of Wayne.'

John Wayne and the Chinese Guy
One Day, a man walks into a bar.He orders a beer.The Chinese man gives him the beer.The guy spits it out screaming "This Beer Tastes like Piss!" The Chinese guy shouts "Me Chinese,Me do trick,me do pee-pee in your drink." The guy gets disgusted and leaves. Then, John Wayne walks into the bar. He orders a beer.The same thing happens to him and the Chinese guy still goes "Me Chinese. Me do trick. Me do pee-pee in your drink" Then, John Wayne pulls out his trusty revolver and chants "Me John Wayne. Me shoot fast. Me put bullet up your ass!"

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