Jacqueline: I didn't ruin your life. You ruined your life.
Jacqueline: When I seduce you... if I decide to seduce you, don't worry. You'll know.
Angela: What do you know about love? What could you possibly know about love You know, I'm sick and tired of men using love as if it's some disease you just catch. Love should have brought your ass home last night.
Marcus Graham: Check it. Like Jet magazine. This is my mack daddie vibe I am giving you. In all its splendor.
Mr. Jackson: Now Marcus, I hear a girl down at the office got you pussy-whipped.
[Smacks on fingers]
Mr. Jackson: You got to reverse it. Don't be pussy-whipped, whip that pussy. Like this here, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Mr. Jackson: I bet we've eaten everything on a pig from the rooter to the tooter.
Bony T: Hey Marcus, I been working here about 8 days, been on time most of the time even when it rains. Don't you think it's about time we talk promotion?
Tyler: Why are we playing pool? Pool is a racist game!
Marcus Graham: Now how is pool a racist game?
Tyler: It plays out like this, see. The green felt on the table represents the earth and the balls represent all the people on the earth. Now the *object* of the game is for the white ball to knock all the other balls off the table. And what is the last ball to get knocked off, the black ball!
Marcus Graham: Ya know, usually you're full of s***, but I think you're on to something here.
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