Mom: Well, if you're both staying, remember the rules; Conrad, no playing ball in the house, no fighting, no answering the phone: "City Morgue".
Sally: Mommy, can't I have some rules?
Mom: No chewing tobacco.
The Fish: Children, this cat is currently in violation of... seventeen of your mother's rules!
[the phone rings, and The Cat answers it]
The Cat: City Morgue!
The Fish: EIGHTEEN!
Lawrence Quinn: [to Sally] Hey Princess.
Sally: Oh I don't want to be a princess, in a constitutional monarchy, parliament has all the power.
The Cat: Without my hat, I'm just your garden variety six-foot tall talking cat.
[Sally, Conrad, and Mrs. Kwan are watching TV, it shows a scene of Taiwan Parliament Members fighting]
Conrad, Sally: Taiwanese Parliament.
Mrs. Kwan: You tell them, Kwi-Chang. No more big government! Hit him in the face!
The Fish: [on the toilet] This is where they buried my brother!
The Cat: [in the S.L.O.W] Here, you wanna drive?
[gives Conrad the wheel]
Conrad: Hey, cool!
Sally: Hey, I wanna drive!
The Cat: Okay.
[gives Sally another wheel]
Conrad: Hey! Two people can't drive!
The Cat: You're right. We should all drive!
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