Charlie: Good morning, angels.
Dylan, Natalie, Alex: Good morning, Charlie!
[one of Alex's muffins is embedded in the door]
Bosley: What do you call this?
Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin.
Bosley: That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.
Chad: Starfish, I would just like to say that I'm honored, honored to see you taking an interest in my work and I also think you're very pretty and... (sees girls getting scuba gear on) Starfish? Where are you going? Starfish are you going swimming? Where are you going? Where are you going again Starfish? Was it the Chad?
Dylan: No the Chad was great.
Chad: The Chad was great.
Chad: Is it the eggs?
Dylan: It's not the eggs.
Chad: Is it the boat?
Dylan: No, it's not the boat, I have to go though.
Chad: Is it the Chad?
Dylan: It might be the Chad.
Chad: The Chad... It's the Chad!
[Chad falls into the water]
Eric Knox: So where we going, House of Pancakes or The Sizzler?
Vivian Wood: What are you, the cheapest man on the planet?
Chad: The Chad... is stuck.
Roger Corwin: You're very good. With your hands. I could use someone like you on my staff.
Alex: Thanks for the offer but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff.
Vivian Wood: Never send a man to do a woman's job.
Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.
Alex: Jason, I haven't been honest with you; I'm not a bikini waxer!
Dylan: And that's kicking your ass!
Dylan: Figures that I would find the perfect guy, and he would already have the perfect girl.
Natalie: Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?
Natalie: They don't call me balls out Natalie for nothing.
Natalie: [to UPS guy] I signed that release waiver, so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot.
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