Luke Duke: Yes. Yes. Wow. Ooh!
[looking at guy on campus]
Luke Duke: [to Bo] You've got to keep an open mind in college.
[pats Bo on the rear]
[from trailer]
Uncle Jesse: I think you got some of the finest muffins around.
Pauline: Jesse, I might just have to warm some up for you.
Daisy Duke: Oh, could you just wait until I leave?
[from trailer]
Luke Duke: Buckle up, ladies, this might get exciting.
[from trailer]
Daisy Duke: I think something bounced up into my undercarriage.
Bo Duke: Luke, you manwhore!
Uncle Jesse: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
Luke Duke: What?
Uncle Jesse: A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye.
Daisy Duke: You know what's gonna happen. They're gonna get caught and get thrown in jail. Then I'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out.
Uncle Jesse: That's why we love ya, honey.
Daisy Duke: They planted a still on our farm.
Pauline: They *planted* a still? Why would they have to plant a still?
Daisy Duke: 'Cause they're too stupid to find our real still.
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