Anna (in Tess's body): I can't marry Ryan. Eww.
Tess (in Anna's body): We'd like to speak to you about something that we think happened to us at your restaurant.
Anna (in Tess's body): Yeah, something that SUCKS.
Tess (in Anna's body): I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex. At all. Ever. Nothing.
Tess (in Anna's body): I look like Stevie Nicks.
Anna (in Tess's body): Who's he?
Tess (in Anna's body): Role-playing! Her idea. New therapeutic technique. Switching points of view.
Grandpa: If I switch with Harry, do I have to wear a thong?
Harry: [mocking Grandpa] Earthquake. Save me. Earthquake.
Tess (in Anna's body): You pierced your navel?
Anna (in Tess's body): Yeah, I... meant to talk to you about that.
Tess (in Anna's body): When did you do this?
Anna (in Tess's body): At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16.
Tess (in Anna's body): Well, when you get your body back, it's grounded.
Anna (in Tess's body): It's easy to be you. I'll just suck the fun out of everything.
Tess (in Anna's body): I do not suck the fun out of everything.
Anna (in Tess's body): Fun-sucker.
Anna (in Tess's body): Oh, I'm like the Cryptkeeper.
Grandpa: [about Anna] Stop groveling, man. Let her come to YOU.
Ryan: She'd come with a hatchet.
Tess: Root canal? That's not fair, they're not my teeth.
Anna (in Tess's body): Like cooking: I mean, have you never heard of takeout? And cleaning: let's don't and say we did. Quality time with your kids: You know what? Quit bugging 'em. Leave 'em alone. They like it!
Anna (in Tess's body): Let's just say this cute guy asks you out. What are you gonna do? WOOOH.
Anna (in Tess's body): You mean we're like stuck in this SUCKFEST?
Ryan: OK, where are we going next, Harry's school?
Anna (in Tess's body): Oh, he can walk from here.
Harry: It's 20 blocks!
Anna (in Tess's body): Fresh air will do you good.
Harry: But what about bullies?
Anna (in Tess's body): Run fast.
[as he holds Tess's hand]
Ryan: One more day.
Anna (in Tess's body): Yeah, it's great we're getting married, isn't it? Even though my husband died. How quickly I've been able to get over it.
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