Commander Peter Quincy Taggart: Never give up. Never surrender.
[first lines]
Young Tommy Webber: Exiting the time knot now, sir.
Fred Kwan: We're alive.
Young Tommy Webber: We made it, Commander. We made it.
Sir Alexander Dane: By Grabthar's hammer, we live to tell the tale.
Voice of Computer: Systems registering functional.
Gwen DeMarco: All systems are working, Commander.
Commander Peter Quincy Taggart: I don't like it. It was too easy.
Young Tommy Webber: Wait. Oh, no! They're everywhere. There are time knots opening everywhere.
Gwen DeMarco: A trap!
Sir Alexander Dane: We're surrounded, Commander.
[crew screaming as the ship is hit]
Fred Kwan: It's a core meltdown, sir. It can't be stopped.
Sir Alexander Dane: Surrender may be our only option.
Commander Peter Quincy Taggart: No! Never give up, never surrender.
Young Tommy Webber: Your orders, sir?
[pause]
Young Tommy Webber: Sir, your orders?
Commander Peter Quincy Taggart: Activate the Omega 13.
[to be continued? appears on the screen]
Sir Alexander Dane: You don't hold the turbo down, it's for quick boosts!
Commander Peter Quincy Taggart: Oh, like you know!
Tommy Webber: You know, that is really getting annoying.
Gwen DeMarco: [shouts] Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it, okay?
Tommy Webber: Sure, no problem.
Gwen DeMarco: [backstage at the convention] I mean, this is unreal. They're gonna start eating each other out there.
Sir Alexander Dane: [Guy is grinning at Alex] What?
Guy Fleegman: I'm just jazzed about being on the show, man.
[last lines]
Announcer: And now, back again after 18 years: The New Adventures of Galaxy Quest.
Quellek: [Quellek has been shot, and is dying. Alexander rushes to him]
Quellek: Quellek?
[sees Quellek's wound]
Quellek: That's not too bad. We'll get you to the medical quarters, and you'll be fine.
Sir Alexander Dane: It has been my greatest pleasure to serve with you. I have been blessed. I... I... I...
Quellek: Don't speak, Quellek.
Sir Alexander Dane: You will forgive my impertinence, but even though we have never before met, I have always considered you as a father to me.
Sir Alexander Dane: Quellek... by Grabthar's hammer... by the Suns of Morvan... you shall be avenged.
Sir Alexander Dane: I played Richard III.
Fred Kwan: There were five curtain calls.
Sir Alexander Dane: There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me. I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time.
Gwen DeMarco: Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.
Fred Kwan: You were... umm, wait...
Gwen DeMarco: I repeated the computer, Fred.
Jason Nesmith: Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack?
[Alex hides his face in despair]
Jason Nesmith: Apparently not.
Jason Nesmith: You WILL go out there.
Sir Alexander Dane: I won't and nothing you say will make me.
Jason Nesmith: The show must go on.
Sir Alexander Dane: ...Damn you.
[On Jason]
Gwen DeMarco: You've gotta admit, they really do love him.
Tommy Webber: Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.
Jason Nesmith: There is no "quantum flux". There's no "auxiliary". THERE'S NO GODDAMNED SHIP. You got it?
Commander Peter Quincy Taggart: As long as there is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby cries out, wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, we'll be there. This fine ship, this fine crew. Never give up... and never surrender.
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