Andie: Like, do blondes, like, do they really have more fun?
Andie: True or False: All's fair in love and war.
Ben: True.
Andie: Great answer.
Ben: Good question!
Andie: Our love fern! You let it die!
Ben: No, honey, its just sleeping.
Ben: Let's take a break because the woman is driving me crazy.
Tony: Which woman? Andie or Princess Sophia?
[Andie is holding a tissue in front of Ben's face]
Andie: C'mon, blow. Nobody likes a Mr. Sniffles.
Tony: Yeah, uh, I hate Mr. Sniffles.
Andie: Unattached?
Ben: Currently.
Andie: Likewise.
Ben: Surprising.
Andie: Psycho?
Ben: Rarely, Interested?
Andie: Perhaps.
Ben: Hungry?
Andie: Starving.
Ben: Leaving?
Andie: Now?
Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Ben: Who's Princess Sophia?
[Andie points at his crotch]
Andie: Little, big, little, big... I don't know... we will find out!
Ben: You can't name my member... Princess Sophia.
Andie: Yes, I can!
Ben: If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!
DeLauer Security: Look, just give me back the necklace, then you guys can go on and kill each other.
Ben: You're already falling in love with me.
Andie: I'm gonna make you wish you were dead.
Thayer: Is she on something?
Ben: God I hope so.
Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person?
Ben: That's what I'm talking about. Where's the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful Andie that I knew? The one that wanted to be a serious journalist? You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there, you're like a fricken' one woman circus.
Andie: You can't lose something you never had.
Andie: Hey, listen, Sparky. I have a masters in journalism from Columba, my boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while, I can write about whatever I want.
Ben: Like, shoes?
[Ben is trying to find words to be used as metaphors for diamonds]
Ben: How about 'Glitter'?
Tony: Thayer's favorite movie.
Thayer: It was underrated!
Ben: You see, the key to this game is being able to read people.
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