Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.
Diego: I don't eat junk food.
Sid: Hey, what's your problem?
Manfred: You are my problem.
Sid: Well, I think you're stressed, and that's why you eat so much. I mean, it's hard to get fat on a vegan diet.
Manfred: I'm not fat. It's all this hair. It makes me look poofy.
Sid: Fine. You have fat hair, but when you're ready to talk, I'm here.
Diego: Is its nose dry?
Sid: That means there's something wrong with it.
Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.
Manfred: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies.
Sid: So?
Manfred: So, if he poops, where does it go?
Sid: [pause] Humans are disgusting.
Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as 'Sid - Lord of the Flame'.
Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.
Sid: From now on, I'm gonna call you 'Diego...
Diego: ...Lord of Touch Me and you're Dead.
Diego: I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
Glypyo#1: Well, why don't they call it The Big Chill? Or The Nippy Era? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an Ice Age?
Glypyo#2: Because... of all...
[shouting]
Glypyo#2: the ice.
Sid: Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope
[pause]
Sid: with their teeth.
Diego: Come on Sid, let's play tag. You're it.
Manfred: Let's get something straight, ok? There's no "we". There never was a "we". In fact, without "me", it wouldn't even be a "you".
Sid: I bet he's hungry.
Manny: How 'bout some milk?
Sid: Ooh, I'd love some.
Diego: Not you. The baby.
Sid: Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal.
Diego: You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthing off, aren't...
Manny: Enough.
Sid: You know? This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming.
Diego: Keep dreaming...
Sid: Awww, the big, bad Tigey-Wigey gets left behind. Poor Tigey-Wigey.
Manfred: Sid, Tigey-Wigey's gonna lead the way.
Sid: Uh, Manny, can I talk to you for a second?
Manfred: No. The sooner we get to Glacier Pass, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Droolface. And the baby, too.
Diego: You won't always have Jumbo around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back... 'cause I'll be chewing on it.
Manfred: Hey, human-tracker. Up front where I can see you.
Manfred: Check for poop.
Sid: Why am I the poop-checker?
Manfred: Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't.
[pause]
Sid: Why else?
Manfred: NOW, SID.
Sid: Uh, Manny, can I have a word with you?
Manfred: No. The sooner we get to Glacier Pass, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Droolface. And the baby, too.
Diego: You won't always have Jumbo around to protect you. And when that day comes, you better watch your back... 'cause I'll be chewing on it.
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