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Eric: When I grow up, I want to be a gynecologist
Miss Marquez: You need to give a reason
Eric: Your the reaSon, Miss Marquez
Jack: What do I want to be when I grow up? Alive.
Angry Man: I'm a loser? You're a son of a bitch!
Jack: I can't believe you said that! You cussed! You said the B-Word!
[in a bar]
Jack: I'll have a Shirley Temple and some merecino cherries.
Paulie: Get him a Madonna.
[to Jack]
Paulie: Know who Madonna is right?
Jack: Who?
Paulie: Shirley Temple without the cherry.
Miss Marquez: When's your birthday?
Jack: September 12.
Classmate: [snickering] 1902.
Dolores: Since when is being bad, bad?
Jack: I'm not a freak, you're a freak, four eyes!
Jane: He's ten.
Louis: Hey, you, you shoot hoops?
Jack: Who, me?
Louis: No, the 40-year-old kid behind you.
Brian: I remember when you first learned to ride a bike. You were so determined to ride, even though you kept wipin' out and you almost took out some of the neighbors, but eventually you got it and now you're riding like a pro.
Miss Marquez: We're gonna have to change your name from Jack to Shaq.
Jack: He had the sqirts. He had Diarrhea.
Dolores: Well, that was more than I needed to know.
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