Gabrielle: Hey! You totally blew me away!
Jay: What? You wanna blow me?
[the Z-Boys laugh]
Gabrielle: Maybe!
Stacy: [in full skate gear] So, what's up with Tony? You guys still skate with him?
Jay: He's busy competing with the sun for the center of the world.
[Stacy shrugs, walks off]
Jay: [to Sid] Stacy looks like a stock car.
Sid: [the Z-Boys want to drain and skate Sid's pool] No way, my dad said "Sid, are you high?"
Jay: Tell him we'll fill it back up when we're done.
Sid: He said if you got hurt, you'd sue us.
Jay: We're not gonna sue you.
Sid: He said your parents would.
Stacy: Our parents can't even afford lawyers.
Tony: Hey, let me talk to him.
Sid: Sorry, the only Mexicans my father talks to push lawn-mowers.
Jay: [to Sid] I'll let you bang my mom!
Bob Biniak: [after Jay yells in Bobs ear because he yelled in Sid's ear and made him fall] Suck my inner ear, Jay-man!
Stacy: [Stacy talking to Jay and Sid] So have any of you guys skated with Tony lately?
Jay: Yeah, he's competing today with the sun for the center of the universe.
Stacy: [now knowing about Jay and Kathy being together] When were you going to tell me you were with her?
Jay: You couldn't handle her.
Jay: [talking to Kathy] Gimmie Kitty!
Kathy Alva: Pull down your jockey shorts all the way.
Jay: Nooo way!
Tony: [to Stacey] Grab your pad and take health Peralta!
Jay: Dude, you just got patty slapped.
[boys begin to laugh]
Sid: [as the Z-Boys drive by two elderly women on the street] Kiss me, granny! Get me some of that vintage ass!
Donnie: She's uh, she's crazy, Jay.
Jay: That's why you love her... Right?
Jay: [after telling Stacy he didn't make the team. Touches his chest] Sorry, What's that, huh?
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