Evelyn: Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
Rick: And what is that?
Evelyn: I... am a librarian.
[after a shipwreck]
Beni: Hey, O'Connell! Looks to me like I've got all the horses.
Rick: Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river.
Beni: It is better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path.
[Rick is about to be hanged]
Hangman: Any last requests, pig?
Rick: Yeah. Loosen the knot and let me go.
[the hangman says something to the warden in Arabic]
Warden Gad Hassan: [Angrily] Yahemar! Of course we don't let him go!
Rick: I've been to Hamunaptra.
Evelyn: You swear?
Rick: Every damn day.
[after a mysterious wind blows up for the umpteenth time]
Rick: That happens a lot around here.
Winston: So, what does your little problem have to do with his Majesty's Royal Air Corps?
Rick: Not a damn thing.
Winston: Is it dangerous?
Rick: Well, you probably won't live through it.
Winston: By Jove, do you really think so?
Jonathan: Well, everyone else we've bumped into has died. Why should you be any different?
Evelyn: You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.
Beni: They do?
Evelyn: Have you got any bright ideas?
Rick: I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
Evelyn: You better think of something fast, because, if he turns me into a mummy you're the first one I'm coming after.
Evelyn: You lied to me.
Jonathan: I lie to everyone, what makes you so special?
Evelyn: I'm your sister.
Jonathan: That just makes you more gullible.
Rick: I only gamble with my life, never my money.
Rick: Can you swim?
Evelyn: Well, of course I can swim if the occasion calls for it.
Rick: [throwing her overboard] Trust me, it calls for it.
[Evie is drunk]
Evelyn: I bet you're thinking, what's a place like me doing in a girl like this?
Rick: Something like that, yeah
Rick: [In a sing-song, child-like voice, after slamming Beni against the wall] You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't ya, Beni?
[Upon opening the tomb]
Evelyn: I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl.
Rick: You dream about dead guys?
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