Archer: Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it's not there.
Archer: What's your name?
Alan: Alan. Now shut up!
Archer: Greetings, Alan now shut up.
Gwendy Doll: All my makeup is cruelty free!
Major Chip Hazard: You've got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like.
Major Chip Hazard: I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning.
Chip Hazard: His battery is dead but his memory lives on.
Major Chip Hazard: It's a small world after all.
Irwin Wayfair: You put munitions chips into toys?
Chip Hazard: We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!
Gwendy Doll: If you can't accessorize, pulverize!
Major Chip Hazard: We're not toys, we're action figures!
Ralph, Clean Room Technician: The chips are a little sensitive to EMP.
Irwin Wayfair: EMP?
Ralph, Clean Room Technician: Electomagnetic Pulse. As in the kind generated by the detonation of a nuclear device? I doubt that the toy industry has become quite that competitive.
Gwendy Doll: I think I over-plucked my eyebrows!
[while pulling the X-1000 chip from the deceased Nick Nitro's head]
Major Chip Hazard: A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Chip Hazard: His battery has run out but his memory will keep going, and going, and going.
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