Sofía: I think she's the saddest girl to ever to hold a martini.
Sofía: I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.
Libby: You'll be meeting Rebecca Dearborn, my personal role model.
Brian: And I know sour, which allows me to appreciate the sweet.
David: He never watched television, and yet his biggest magazine is still the TV Digest.
[Brian leaves the party drunk]
Brian: I good you bid evening.
Brian: Julie Gianni is your fuck buddy.
David: Even in my dreams, I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality.
Sofía: Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.
Sofía: Holy God. This is going to change my life in a zillion different ways. I must be nuts.
Various: Open your eyes.
Rebecca Dearborn: This is a revolution of the mind.
Julie: Don't you know that when you sleep with someone, your body makes a promise whether you do or not.
David: And to what do I owe this pleasure?
Sofía: The pleasure of Sofia Serrano.
Thomas Tipp: Do you know they even got a... well, a nickname for you behind your back? Heh? Citizen Dildo.
|
